Fizik engineering team: I love the “Spine Concept” of different saddles for different people. Fizik marking team: bulls, chameleons and snakes WTF? For those who have no clue what I’m talking about see Spine Concept website.

Bull in your crotch - ouch

Chameleon in your crotch - slimy

Snake in your crotch - what is this porn advertising?

How about dropping all the crazy animal/crotch innuendo marketing and leave the snake wrestling for shammy makers.

Stay Classy San Francisco

The fedora is a nice touch, but wearing Crocs even if they are black Crocs ruin the look.